Lawyers['] Writing Wrongs
The Court judges you for your poor grammars.
Read something worthy of ridicule in opposing counsel's briefs? Share it with the world by emailing it to legalliteratus@gmail.com.
Alternative Subtitles
~Your briefs are shitty.
~You get paid $200/hour for this?
~Displeasing the Court with Shitty Writing.
~Counsellor, why?
~Sometimes pro se is better.
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Where have all the piñatas gone?
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
"[Witness] saw the noose and, in his mind, it could not have been anything other than a noose."
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