Lawyers['] Writing Wrongs
The Court judges you for your poor grammars.
Read something worthy of ridicule in opposing counsel's briefs? Share it with the world by emailing it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
~Your briefs are shitty.
~You get paid $200/hour for this?
~Displeasing the Court with Shitty Writing.
~Sometimes pro se is better.
Where have all the piñatas gone?
Not too lazy to blog, but too lazy to be original....
Stop. Please, just stop.
I've got a rhetorical question for you: WHY?
"Promises counsel made were erroneously false."
Thanks for encouraging the general bias against fo...
"Sharpening time is compensable as it is integral ...
"[Witness] saw the noose and, in his mind, it coul...
"And you shall know them by the trail of piñata......
An Unnecessarily Literal Discourse on Metaphorical...
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
"[Defendant] did not produce any documents of a substantive nature beyond the six (6) pages that they did produce."
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